Bessyboo, Queen of the Purple-Eyed Creatures (bessyboo) wrote,
Bessyboo, Queen of the Purple-Eyed Creatures

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I cannot fall asleep! Woe.

I imagine I'll be sleeping a lot in the car in a few hours.

Anyway, I've been amusing myself with this putting random shit in and just clicking a few times to see what comes up. My favorite thus far? "Ice cream beat the sun in a staring contest." Oh, the irony XD Other good ones:
  • Mikeyway does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
  • Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because ice cream doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
  • Ice cream owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets. (hah, ice cream serves ice cream! I just found that funny XD IDK, I'M SLEEP DEPRIVED, OKAY?!)
  • Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Gabe Saporta's basement". (WE FINALLY KNOW THE LOCATION OF GABE'S MYTHICAL BASEMENT!!!)
  • Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Pete Wentzaurus. (I have an inexplicable desire for a crackfic based on this now XD)
  • The quickest way to a man's heart is with VickyT's fist.
  • Some people like to eat frogs' legs. VickyT likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes. (HOW THE COBRA CAME TO BE! haha XD)

And now I'm going to try and sleep, so I'm not COMPLETELY sleep deprived at the concert >.<

ETA: NEW FAVORITE!!! "Pete Wentz invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! XDDDD
Tags: !bandom, insomnia, random whut?

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