The Doodles of Bessyboo

pandorathene: Um. My capslock key hates me, always. I am an abusive typist. Fair warning, there is not much sense to be found in my journal.
bessyboo: Your capslock key doesn't hate you, M! IT LOVES YOU! IT WANTS TO MARRY YOU AND HAVE YOUR BABIES!!!

Don't even lie, you KNOW you want it too. You might as well make an honest man out of it, given your long-standing affair.
pandorathene: Jealous, B? Do you want my capslock key? Your WINDOWS OPERATING keyboard just not cutting it? Well... TOO BAD. It's MINE. *flourishes sword from out of--thin air* You'll have to fight me for it!
bessyboo: *steals Justin's nun chucks* I shall fight you, but for the honor of my WINDOWS OPERATING keyboard, and NOT for your heathenish MAC OPERATING keyboard!!!
pandorathene: *STEALS A SPENCER SMITH, BEAT THAT* SPENCER WILL ADMINISTER A BEAT-DOWN, POSTHASTE.
bessyboo: *GRABS JON WALKER* JON WALKER WILL STOP YOU WITH HIS AWESOMENESS! NOTHING CAN BEAT JWALK'S AWESOMENESS!!!!
pandorathene: DAMN YOU. FIEEEEND.

Wait.

*STEALS BOB BRYAR, BRIAN SCHECTER, AND SEKRIT GENIUS!GABE SAPORTA*

I WIN.
bessyboo: *cackles*

*STEALS GERARD AND FRANK AND MIKEY AND PETE!* *AND BRENDON AND PATRICK WHILE I'M AT IT* *AND ALEX AND RYLAND TOO!* *AND GRETA*

...this is possibly getting out of hand XD
pandorathene: Dude, now we both LOSE. They won't fight each other! They're having an impromptu bandom party! Alicia and Jamia have mysteriously (NINJAS) shown up and are dancing with their boys!

Well, Jamia's mostly keeping Frank from injuring anyone, but, you know.

Gabe and Alex and Ryland are...you know, I don't know if I'm old enough to look at that?

Gerard and Brendon and Patrick are talking about their Duties. And Patrick is eyeing my laptop SUSPICIOUSLY.

(Bob and Brian are talking, heads very close together, in the back. Jon and Spencer are making out under that table that has magically appeared in this thread.)

I think we need to bow out before The Cab gets here with their silly string, no?
bessyboo: Uhm. The Cab may have already showed up? Just....Don't look outside, okay? And I SWEAR I TOTALLY DIDN'T GIVE THEM TOILET PAPER!!! just the money to buy it

...at least they left the silly string at home? XD

So...uh....truce? Before Pete can finish calling Bill and Travis? And so Greta doesn't get crushed/eaten alive by the Gabe/Alex/Ryland-shaped...thing?
pandorathene: TRUCE, OMG, TRUCE. Let's run for it! (Metro Station's not here yet, are they? Ohgod. Run for the HILLS.)
bessyboo: QUICK! TO aviria'S HOUSE! BEFORE THEY NOTICE WE'RE GONE!
pandorathene: WE SHALL BUILD A FORT OUT OF HER DAD'S DVDs. Only not, because I think he might be able to kill us with his mind.
bessyboo: EXCELLENT PLAN. Except I think he may have crazy psychic powers...hmm. We shall have to ponder our options. (Death by bandom boys? Or death by D's dad, with the crazy mind powers? This is difficult...)

And then we decided it was late, and said we were going to bed. So she went to bed, and I am still here, of course XD


In other news, my refrigerator keeps making disconcerting peeing noises at odd intervals.

ETA: Almost forgot! HULLO NEW BANDOM PEOPLE!!! *waves*