So I only got like, 3 hours of sleep last night, which resulted in my being zombified this morning, so in my rush out the door, I totally forgot both my cell phone and my keys. Not a huge deal, it happens sometimes, except then I got home an hour ago, and the car's gone and my mom's not home. Still not a big deal. I check the back door, which she sometimes leaves unlocked. Locked. I go to every neighbors' house who might have a key. They're either not home, or don't have one.
So, in conclusion, I am stuck out on the porch with nothing but my laptop and sweatshirt for comfort until my mom gets back from wherever she is (probably dropping off/picking up Summer from performances).
I think my fingers are about to fall off.
ETA: I ended up going over to a neighbor's house to hang out a little while after this, so I wasn't cold for *too* much longer. Thanks for all of your kind words & offers of help :)