The Doodles of Bessyboo

Valentine's Day is a corporate conspiracy to make females lacking lots of "cool" friends and/or a significant other feel bad about themselves. It is also an excuse for those who do have these things to rub it in the faces of those who don't. Plus, you know, Hallmark + the candy and flower industries make millions, even though the holiday doesn't actually celebrate anything, and the day isn't particularly special in any way, so that's ALWAYS good, right? *eyeroll* Why designate a day to buy flowers for your girlfriend? A decent boyfriend would do that from time to time, even when it wasn't Valentine's Day. And really, most guys hate the holiday so much and blah blah blah.....it's all so ridiculous.

Please note that--contrary to the accusations of a certain person who will not be named *coughSEANcough*--I am not saying this because I am bitter or jealous or lovesick or WHATEVER, and wouldn't feel any differently if I was dating/with someone. I am simply saying it because I am a "cold-hearted bitch", who "enjoys criticizing the world". (I'd bother citing the person who said that, but that would require it to actually have been just one person.)

So, HAPPY FUCKING VALENTINE'S DAY, FLIST ♥ ♥ ♥ *smiles sweetly*