Please note that--contrary to the accusations of a certain person who will not be named *coughSEANcough*--I am not saying this because I am bitter or jealous or lovesick or WHATEVER, and wouldn't feel any differently if I was dating/with someone. I am simply saying it because I am a "cold-hearted bitch", who "enjoys criticizing the world". (I'd bother citing the person who said that, but that would require it to actually have been just one person.)
So, HAPPY FUCKING VALENTINE'S DAY, FLIST ♥ ♥ ♥ *smiles sweetly*