Transcribed by: bessyboo
bessyboo: Okay...hi, purple-eyed creatures; this is bessyboo (and aviria), and we're here--
aviria (in background): (giggles)
bessyboo: Shut up, D. Oh my gawd.
aviria (in background): (laughing) You sound like a--
bessyboo: Shut up! And we're here in Barnes and Nobel, and it's like...like--
aviria (in background): Nine...
bessyboo: Yeah--no...not even eight! And it's--and we're waiting for Half-Blood Prince, um, at midnight...yeah--
aviria (in background): Duh, what else would we be doing?
bessyboo: (laughs) Shut up, D!
aviria (in background): (laughs)
bessyboo: --And nobody else has showed up yet, um...and...but we already went to Cub and like, bought snacks and caffeine, and everything, so...yeah, and so we're pretty bored, but...Frank's coming! I mean, stelvani, so--shut up! Stop hitting me! Anyway, aviria's here and wants to talk.
aviria: Okay, so yeah, we're waiting here, and ALL DAY I've been spazzing out SO BAD--like, I had to be slapped, it was sad.
bessyboo (in background): (laughs)
aviria: And Bess is laughing; she's a little bitch--
bessyboo (in background): (laughing) Shut up!
aviria: Just kidding. And...and we got food, like gummy bears, and nerds, and...chocolate stuff...I'm not too crazy about chocolate. I mean, it's good and all, but, like...I dunno. I like fruity stuff better. Yeah. So--Jesus Christ...
bessyboo (in background): You got gummy bears AND gummy snakes? Dang...
aviria: They're not gummy snakes, Bess, they're gummy worms.
bessyboo (in background): Gummy WORMS, whatever.
aviria: There's a complete difference!
bessyboo (in background): Snakes, worms, THEY LOOK THE SAME! At least in--
aviria: Only one has ridges and the other doesn't... And there's no such thing as gummy snakes! (laughs)
bessyboo (in background): Whatever, you can call the ones without ridges gummy snakes.
aviria: Shut up, Be--
aviria: Yeah...and so, we're sitting here in Barnes and Nobel, like in a corner, where we usually go. And like, when we sat down, like, there was this book out of place, and guess which book it was! The magical world of Harry Potter: a treasury of myths, legends, and fascinating facts, by...David Colburt. Isn't that CRAZY weird? It just, like, a SIGN...