Found an EXCELLENT editorial at MuggleNet!
It's called "Arabella & Argus: Coincidental Cat-Lovers or the Same Person?"
It's from the Quibbler, the "bizzare theories" column at MuggleNet. Some of the things there are pretty out of left field (Dumbledore can turn into objects, such as the flying car; Trelawny is secretly obsessed with Lupin; Luna is a metamorphmagus; etc.), but it's actually quite good, and gives a shot at settling some old, peculiar Mrs. Figg suspicions.