5/24/04 10:21 pm - TIN!!!
Oh God, this is too funny to pass up. I'm typing this as they're posting, so I'll wait until more comes...
Justin: I absolutely did not mean to intimate that Blaise is a turkey.
He merely has turkey-like legs.
Blaise: I would much rather have my turkey-like legs than your turkey-like waddle. When you move your head, I am frightened by all of the unnatural motion.
Surely you've mistaken me for your girlfriend, Zabini.
I am as lithe and graceful as a panther.
Blaise: I would certainly not mistake you for her as she is lovely and lacks a waddle, unlike you.
Clearly you are deluded.
Justin: Clearly you are blind, because I am much better looking than her, and have better posture, too.
Blaise: Perhaps a goblin might find you more attractive.
Justin: ...Did you just call Terry a goblin?
Blaise: Did I write Terry Boot's name?
Justin: No, but he is the main person that's finding me especially attractive lately, so I assumed.
I never should have assumed Millicent was human, either.
It's very wrong of me to assume. My apologies.
Blaise: Am I to be on the up-and-up as to whom is finding you attractive these days? If so, I apologise for lacking in my duties.
Watch your mouth, Hufflepuff.
Justin: Watch your hands, Slytherin.
LOL. Ya just gotta laugh at TIN, sometimes...