5/24/04 10:21 pm - TIN!!!Oh God, this is too funny to pass up. I'm typing this as they're posting, so I'll wait until more comes...
Justin: I absolutely did not mean to intimate that Blaise is a turkey. He merely has turkey-like legs. Blaise: I would much rather have my turkey-like legs than your turkey-like waddle. When you move your head, I am frightened by all of the unnatural motion. Justin: Waddle? Surely you've mistaken me for your girlfriend, Zabini. I am as lithe and graceful as a panther. Blaise: I would certainly not mistake you for her as she is lovely and lacks a waddle, unlike you. Clearly you are deluded. Justin: Clearly you are blind, because I am much better looking than her, and have better posture, too. Blaise: Perhaps a goblin might find you more attractive. Justin: ...Did you just call Terry a goblin? Blaise: Did I write Terry Boot's name? Justin: No, but he is the main person that's finding me especially attractive lately, so I assumed. I never should have assumed Millicent was human, either. It's very wrong of me to assume. My apologies. Blaise: Am I to be on the up-and-up as to whom is finding you attractive these days? If so, I apologise for lacking in my duties. Watch your mouth, Hufflepuff. Justin: Watch your hands, Slytherin. LOL. Ya just gotta laugh at TIN, sometimes... |