Bessyboo, Queen of the Purple-Eyed Creatures ([info]bessyboo) wrote,
@ 2008-05-15 21:41:00
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Current location:kitchen table
Current mood: silly
Current music:Summer's phone recieving texts every two seconds
Entry tags:bandom, i'm totally a well-informed citizen, not!fic, the bunnies are eating my brain!

Current Events + Fic = THE BUNNIES, THEY *SLAY* ME!!! WOE :(
For those of you who are blind, deaf, dumb, AND living under a rock (or, you know, just very very uninformed)...

I really, REALLY wanna see fic now where...

  • upon hearing this, Pete attempts to drag Patrick out to (very publicly) get married (SRSLY THIS IS THE VERY VERY FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF WHEN I HEARD ABOUT THE COURT RULING XDDDD)
  • after getting drunk one night in LA, Jon & Spencer accidentally get married (okay, it's been done with a million other couples, BUT I STILL LOVE THESE FICS, OKAY? and it's another excuse to write one)
  • Gerard gets all excited and preachy, and is all, "Lyn-Z! Can I pleeeeease go to California and marry Frankie? I'm trying to make a point! ...I swear you can have him back when I'm done, Jamia!" XD
  • Gabe actually attempts to marry his whole band, and refuses to take "polygamy" as an excuse for why he can't XD "But I'm totally allowed to marry the guys too now, like, legally, right? So what's the problem?!"


Bandom has eaten my BRAINZ, guys >.>

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[info]berserkide
2008-05-16 03:36 am UTC (link)
I AGREE WITH ALL OF THIS!

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[info]pandorathene
2008-05-16 03:59 am UTC (link)
Ooh, I really like the last one!

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[info]civilbloodshed
2008-05-16 05:21 am UTC (link)
I want to read the last one SO HARD.

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[info]impish_nymph
2008-05-16 06:44 am UTC (link)
They're all great, but I want the last one to happen so much!

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[info]atorable
2008-05-16 11:54 am UTC (link)
Hahah, I would read the hell out of ALL of these.

(Morning brain, oops!)

Edited at 2008-05-16 11:55 am UTC

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[info]bessyboo
2008-05-16 09:10 pm UTC (link)
So would I, which is partially why I posted them--with the not-so-secret plan of making people on my flist write them ;)

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[info]hello_ilu
2008-05-16 06:45 pm UTC (link)
EVERY SINGLE ONE.

i can't decide if peteandpatrick or geeway or GABRIEL SAPORTA is my favorite here though. >.>

I WANT TO WRITE THE FIRST ONE BUT I DO NOT HAVE TIME GTFO PLOT BUNNIES D:

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[info]bessyboo
2008-05-16 09:08 pm UTC (link)
Doooo eeeet....*peer pressures you*

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[info]hello_ilu
2008-05-17 03:01 am UTC (link)
NOOOOOOOOO

p.s. have you seen this seriously it is so amazing ahhhhhh

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[info]bessyboo
2008-05-17 03:10 am UTC (link)
:( *iz sad*

OMG DUDE I AM SO IN LOVE WITH THAT. I read it FOREVER ago (both that & the piece it's a companion to), but I haven't read it in a while, so perhaps a re-read is in order ;)

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[info]justhush
2008-05-17 03:28 am UTC (link)
"I'm trying to make a point!" Gerard says, "C'mon!"
Lyn-Z raises an eyebrow slowly, cocking her hip to the side. "Just think! It'd be like. It'd be great! It's the--the next level of what me and Frank have been trying to do for years---and. And. It'd. We'd---" Gerard strails off. She just looks mildly amused, not like she's actually taking anything he'd said seriously. "Okay, okay. Look." Gerard says, gesturing wildly. He frowns. "You never actually said 'no.'"
Lyn-Z says, "I didn't."
Gerard's face is pricless. His eyes light up and she sort of feels bad, just for a second, because he's so genuinely happy and so excited and so, so earnest when he says, "This wont change anything, you know. We don't need papers to love each other."

Lyn can't---she just can't, okay? She has a heart.--- say 'I never said yes, either.'

So, instead, she says, "I'll think about it."

---

"Would you explain to me again why the hell Gerard wants to marry my Frank?" Jamia says for the fourth time.

"Well, it's like this---" Lyn-z starts.

"LYN! LYN! LET ME EXPLAIN! I'LL DO IT BETTER! YOU'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT! JAMIA HAS TO AGREE! IF SHE DOESN'T, THEN---THEN. I CAN'T JUST WHISK FRANK AWAY FROM HIS WIFE, OKAY. I HAVE, LIKE, MORALS AND ALL THAT JAZZ." Gerard screams.
Lyn-z rolls her eyes and slams the bedroom door in his face, collapsing on top of their bed. "Gerard wants to change the world." She sighs.

---

"Truthfully," Frank says quietly. Gerard's sprawled across his bed. He's drawing a comic about a vegetarian zombie, Ralph, who wants to run for Zombie President and save the human race from being eaten, but Lyn-z yelled at him and he keeps getting interrupted, so he's only at the part where Ralph's plaid-skirt-wearing-mother won't let him run for office.

"I didn't really want to get married." Frank says. "It was a new level of weird." Frank sits down next to Gerard on the bed. "It's like--- Yeah, on stage we can make-out and do any kind of envelope pushing shit you can think of, okay. It's like, whatever, you know? But if we were married it'd be crazy-envelope-pushing stuff all the time. We couldn't hang out without it being some big gay fiasco or something."

Gerard looks terribly hurt. ...Frank doesn't think it was his comment in particular that made him sad, though. Gerard's been terribly mad at his life in general, lately.

Jamia and Lyn said it was fine for them to get married as long as all three guys agreed, but Ray started babbling about how he wanted to marry Gerard and how he was always left out, and why did Frank have all the fun? Which, of course, started Bob on all of the fun things Ray got, and how shiny and awesome his 'fro was, and Bob didn't have awesome hair, so Ray couldn't complain.
---Which, eventually, Gerard doesn't even really know how, turned into Ray screaming about tofutti ice cream, and how it was just as good as regular ice cream, and when Gerard and Frank got married, they would have to get toffuti so his vegan aunt could eat the cake. (which Bob had already decided would be a four layer ice cream cake from Baskin Robins. And Baskin Robins didn't have toffuti, so Ray could just shut up.) At which point, Gerard intervened and said, "Maybe you shouldn't plan out our wedding. I don't want a big affair anyway." Except Gerard totally did want a big affair (with pink streamers and silver-and-black boa's and matching red-and-black striped plates and curtains and table clothes. And flowers. Lots of flowers.)

Anyway, Gerard had maybe said something to Lyn-z about how he didn't want a little wedding, because the whole thing was over the top --- his whole statement was loud amd bold and huge --- and he'd been deprived of a huge wedding when he married Lyn on the road. Which was fine, by the way. He was happy to marry Lyn ion between two tour buses, but goddamn it. He want something huge.
After hearing all of that, though, Lyn called off the whole thing completely, ---didn't even giver Gerard a chance to explain--- saying it was "Causing too much drama, and Gerard should be happy with his damn wife, thankyouverymuch."

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[info]justhush
2008-05-17 03:28 am UTC (link)
The next time everyone went out to dinner Ray winked at Jamia and Lyn-z elbowed Bob. Bob even had the audacity to tease Gerard about the "black cloud over his head" and told him to "cheer up emo kid!" At which the four of them all snickered.

Later that night, Ray said, "Sorry it didn't work out, man. Me and Bob didn't mean to mess anything up, or anything, we were just teasing you..." But Ray is totally lying. They snickered. They winked. Gerard knows, knows they planned the whole fucking thing.

--

ALSO, WOH. THAT GOT OUT OF HAND.

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[info]bessyboo
2008-05-17 05:23 pm UTC (link)
....

\o/

WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS MY EXTREME LOVE FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.

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[info]justhush
2008-05-17 05:37 pm UTC (link)
<3333333
WEEEE!

Bunnies are good things, in the end, y/y?

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[info]bessyboo
2008-05-20 12:55 am UTC (link)
Pretty much, mfy ^^

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[info]justhush
2008-05-20 08:55 pm UTC (link)
I keep thinking about Gabe wanting ot marry his band.

YOU! D:

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[info]bessyboo
2008-05-21 03:54 am UTC (link)
ME! :D Bwuahahhahahaha...

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