Bessyboo, Queen of the Purple-Eyed Creatures ([info]bessyboo) wrote,
@ 2008-04-17 05:28:00
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Current location:computer room
Current mood: tired
Current music:birds chirping--fuck it's late/early
Entry tags:insomnia

I cannot fall asleep! Woe.
I imagine I'll be sleeping a lot in the car in a few hours.

Anyway, I've been amusing myself with this putting random shit in and just clicking a few times to see what comes up. My favorite thus far? "Ice cream beat the sun in a staring contest." Oh, the irony XD Other good ones:

  • Mikeyway does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
  • Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because ice cream doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
  • Ice cream owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets. (hah, ice cream serves ice cream! I just found that funny XD IDK, I'M SLEEP DEPRIVED, OKAY?!)
  • Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Gabe Saporta's basement". (WE FINALLY KNOW THE LOCATION OF GABE'S MYTHICAL BASEMENT!!!)
  • Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Pete Wentzaurus. (I have an inexplicable desire for a crackfic based on this now XD)
  • The quickest way to a man's heart is with VickyT's fist.
  • Some people like to eat frogs' legs. VickyT likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes. (HOW THE COBRA CAME TO BE! haha XD)


And now I'm going to try and sleep, so I'm not COMPLETELY sleep deprived at the concert >.<

ETA: NEW FAVORITE!!! "Pete Wentz invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! XDDDD

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[info]impish_nymph
2008-04-17 12:25 pm UTC (link)
Ciaran and I have been messing around with that too. These are two of my favourites:

When William Beckett sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. William Beckett has not had to pay taxes, ever.

When William Beckett looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between William Beckett and William Beckett.

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[info]bessyboo
2008-04-17 09:33 pm UTC (link)
When William Beckett looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between William Beckett and William Beckett.

...this makes me want William/William fic, for some reason XD (Because you KNOW he would totally hit on himself if he saw him XD)

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[info]spleenjournal
2008-04-17 06:20 pm UTC (link)
AHAHAH.

Yay concert! Have fun, bb :D

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[info]bessyboo
2008-04-17 09:31 pm UTC (link)
Thanks :D

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[info]hello_ilu
2008-04-17 09:47 pm UTC (link)
"Pete Wentz invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn."
THIS IS MY NEW TRUTH.

HAVE FUNNNNNNN. ♥♥

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[info]bessyboo
2008-04-18 05:07 am UTC (link)
I KNOW, RIGHT?! XD

IT WAS SO GOOD OMG :DDDD

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[info]atorable
2008-04-19 07:51 am UTC (link)
Bwaha, I am so glad to have you back on my flist.

"Pete Wentz invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn."

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT THIS IS NOT THE GOSPEL TRUTH. lololol.

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[info]bessyboo
2008-04-19 10:42 pm UTC (link)
Awww, me too! :D

I think I'm going to make an icon of it, actually XD (Y/Y?)

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